if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
