there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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