Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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