Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize