I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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