How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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