you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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