Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
North Korea, Best Korea!
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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