This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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