Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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