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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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