Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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