i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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