He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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