I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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