You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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