He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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