dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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