Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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