The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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