There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
