What a fucking waste of an outfit
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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