When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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