So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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