All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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