and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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