no. you can't hotbox the world.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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