some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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