help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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