Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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