This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
