ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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