i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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