So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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