my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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