so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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