Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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