i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I love you. Go after that dick
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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