There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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