Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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