I think I died a long time ago.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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