so explain again why im purple
no
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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