just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I can feel your judgement through the phone
as a side note pls kill me
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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