God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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