Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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