Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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