idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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