Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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