Dual....:-)
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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