There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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