Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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