Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Quick, to the slutcave!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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