"it" just moved
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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