On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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