Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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