DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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