Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize
