So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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